On My Talents

The other day, I was thinking about how fun it would be to create a bogus resume with all these talents and special skills that would never actually help to get a job. 

I have decided to share some of my bogus resume special skills with you lucky folks. You're welcome.

1. Paying attention to everything except the thing I should most be paying attention to. For example, I'm currently at work. There is someone pumping gas and I am updating my blog ON TIME FOR ONCE.

2. Procrastinating things to the point of people believing I'll never do them and then surprising people by actually getting them done! If you're a frequent reader you don't need an example of this because my blog is example enough.

3. Making a really big deal of things that aren't really a big deal, e.g. getting a haircut, deciding what to wear, picking a colour to paint my nails, etc.

4. Going on a health kick for a maximum of two weeks at a time. As a bonus, for the time between health kicks I am really good at eating constantly!

5. Finally, I am really good at loving people and being loyal. Sounds cheesy but seriously, I don't even throw my old stuffed animals out so imagine how good I am to my friends/family/boyfriend! 

There you have it, my special skills. Maybe sometime I'll do my weird hobbies, or things I suck at. 

In the meantime, what are your special skills? Let me know in the comments or on twitter: @amyleighallain